Super Sexy Time with Stoemper

Super Sexy Time with Stoemper: Head Tube

Mud, grass, and snot will hang off the head tube badge, like heads on pikes

This is a bike designed by Stoemper to be “raced the shit out of.” It’s not for Fondos or bike paths. It’s meant to get stomped on, thrown on a shoulder, and forced into and out of a corner. Look hard to find any spec you’d change, cause it just works. It’s like a night out and your date dressed perfectly, including hair and makeup.

Super Sexy Time: Single Speed

Zoom in to the right and down to see what’s going on with the rear dropouts

Super Sexy Time with Stoemper: Top Tube

Battleship gray and orange

The proud owner of this bike is Anthony Dickson.

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