I should know better than to disparage Boom Boom Boonen. Within 30 minutes of my tweet implicating Boonen in a new bike doping scandal, related to Specialized’s Turbo, an industry insider pulled this photo off his smartphone and sent it to me in email. In an ominous, all-caps, one-line, bold note it said,
Where Tommeke gets his strength
Fresty Fresh pate.