The World’s Ugliest Bike Shorts and Tights

I’m pretty addicted to clicking through Facebook ads for bike products to see what crazy things are out there. Tonight I saw an ad for “pro” bike shorts and clicked through, and found Aero Tech designs, which might possibly make the ugliest bike tights on earth. If you’ve been looking for something hideous to wear to a ‘cross race or maybe you’d just like to ride though somewhere and get your ass kicked, these are your shorts.

Also, you get to see this picture of a dipshit with his helmet unstrapped.


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