image from UK Tricycle Association
Ladies, you should assume this older gentleman on the lead racing tricycle would be able to satisfy your every desire, no matter how depraved. Consider what sort of a man over the age of fifty is brazen enough to ride a hot pink tricycle and wear neon yellow booties, and literally let it all hang out in the corners. He is a man without shame, without fear of injury or social taboo. A man who’s capable of anything…anywhere. In short, a sex machine!