Maui Miles and Mermaids

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Mermaid photo shoot

A couple years ago today, we rode with Axel Merckx and it was like throwing glitter on a climb. Yesterday, I was just riding along and there’s a mermaid photo shoot happening.

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Driveway where a series of unfortunate events happened

Then, last night, in this beach access drive we saw a series of unfortunate events:

Three people staking a Tiki light into the ground while a guitar player strummed in the back of a truck and a sinewy old hippie with a long, white beard polished a 280z. Two steps from that scene, construction workers talked about their jobs and a muscular gymnast posed over his scooter, his butt up with a black thong prominently displayed. Thought he was the fittest woman I’ve ever seen, for a few seconds.

These things happened all in a days vacation and one of the reasons we ride here. So many distractions from the mainland, not limited to rides along the coastline or across a lava field.

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