Beware of Ketchup Bottles

From the weird news category, a former school board trustee has been convicted of stealing a bottle of ketchup. His version of the story is that the board conspired against him by leaving it next to his bicycle.

He testified Tuesday that authorities planted the ketchup near his bicycle on the campus last year to make it look like a theft when he was actually recycling the bottle.

The only thing I ever seen next to my bike is empty bar wrappers and gel packs from litterers. This one time, I left a bra on Mark’s bike. I thought it was heeelarious. He did not.

Maybe the bottle was a plant by the Ketchup Advisory Board?

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