Betabrand’s Sense of Humor

This is another one of those “thank god for Facebook” finds—Betabrand grabbed me with an ad for Bike to Work khakis, with reflective cuffs and pocket-thingeys. But while surfing the site I hit the BetaLabs link and first found the Caperon (it’s part cape, part apron) but was smacked in the face with the “Vagisoft Blanket.


There’s even a handy Soft-o-Meter, which indicates that the blanket is softer than a pouch of a “cloud kangaroo” but not as soft as “the womb of a marshmallow mermaid.”

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