Bike Hugger 

“On a panel with @Scobleizer @stoweboyd @jasonp107 and they told me that my refrigerator wanted to tweet me. Cool, would rather my bike do that. #140tc” – 6:21 AM May 28th from web

Illustrated by @PDobrowolski.

Don’t know that my bike would tell me the Di2 battery was low or the chain running dry, but probably just, “hey fatty! ride me.”