From Japan: Are bikes un-American?

IMG_4104.jpgOMFG, my step-father was right! All those liberal, bike riding hippies are a secret plot to steal our tax dollars! Maybe Toyota was Detroit’s demise after all (and not rocketing petrol prices kicking down the house of cards that the full-size SUV built). Next thing you know, the Japanese will be landing wave after wave of these Communist bikes, like this one in Hatagaya.

This is undoctored photographic evidence, the real deal. Bike commuting is the same as communism; “commuter” means “communist.” You heard it here first, folks.

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