Mine is: not only do our kits look way better than Team Highroad, but we’ve got the mustaches!
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How ‘bout “There will be udder balm…” ?
Mustache rides are complimentary.
“Ned Flanders races Tour of Flanders.”
“Slip Stream-Chipotle hi-diddle-dee beats High Road!”
“Handlebar moustache, or moustache handlebars?”
here is my attempt:
‘I cycled here from the 70s’
i’ll go for the easy one ... “i drank your milkshake!”
Good stuff, “the 70s called, wants it’s stache back.” If I had more time, I’d start a fake petition to ban mustaches from the pro peloton. I wonder if he’s got the euro dangly gold chains on as well.
Also see the “boom chicka boom boom” one from [Alex Candelario](http://www.flickr.com/photos/frank_steele/132262702/)
But Zabriskie’s is more Snidely Whiplash.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to bike!”
“I shall come to your village, ride your roads, drop you all, and sleep with your women.”
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