In a few weeks, we’ll ride more Maui miles. I blogged about our riding last year in Maui and the climb up to 10K feet on Textura Design (my personal and business blog). This time we’ll ride Napili and blog it all. I found Cycling in Paradise, Tong’s report, Cycling Maui, and Go Cycling.
Have any of you ridden the big miles in Maui in the Napili area? Where’s the good coffee?
You there! With the 15 pound road bike! Put the wrench down SLOWLY and step away from delicately assembled $8K eggshell on wheels.
I don’t know what you did to this bike since the last time you brought it into my shop, but I know full well that you’ve been playing home mechanic. I know this is going to be a little hard for you, because I’m sure that a neurosurgeon like you is used to being respected for the considerable skills, knowledge, and experience that have made you a proud member of the upper socio-economic strata of this great consumer-based culture. But I have to tell you that your complete mechanical ineptitude in merely tightening a single bolt on your stem makes me want to beat you to death with a pedal spanner.
It’s a 100 gram magnesium stem with four tiny titanium bolts you’re supposed to gently tighten each bolt a little at a time, not apply the death twist one after another until you strip out the threads and round out the hex holes. What were you thinking? Were you using a metric or standard hex key? And people pay you to stick your fingers in their brain? Truly terrifying.
I’m going to dust your rear derailleur for prints, and if I find out that you’ve even touched it you’re a deadman. Sweet Jesus, those phillip’s head limiter screws are like some kind of lightning rod for you. You just can’t resist monkeying with them ike your mind says,Eureka! Phillip’s head bolts I have just the tool for that in the kitchen drawer! Fixing this will be just like installing that Ikea paper towel dispenser! One ride later and you’re here to ask me to fish your derailleur out of that Ksyrium wheel.
It’s your business if you want to buy the lightest crap on the market, but you’re paying for light, not necessarily high-quality. It will only work if you treat it with a light touch and inspect it often for breakage.
I’ve been a bike mechanic and I’ve known a lot of bike mechanics you sir, are no bike mechanic. Stop playing around with wrenches before you hurt yourself.
Again with bikes in the NYTimes! – this is like all the blogging stories in 2005, suddenly in 06, bikes are a popular topic. That’s definitely good for bike huggers and the story about Free City Supershop, a totally impractical retail experience has a great photo of a cruiser with a basket. There’s also some insight into being faithful to your ideas, how the Gap wants to rip you off, and to “make things with the simplest elements with the highest of possibilities.”
I can’t think of a better mantra for an urban bike.
A reader just sent us Imagini Gift Finder that sorts gifts by your visual DNA (sort of like eHarmony with a 40 point personality profile or something). It’s fun to see all the choices and mine came back with a Life Cycle for a midwife in a developing country; the Cycloc, a simple solution for bike storage (big props for the Clip-n-Seal style minimalism) and a bicycle taxi.
Considering gift-giving, King County is publicizing it’s Waste Free Holiday program with “experience” merchants. For the past two years, our holidays and gifts have been trips and we’ll ride all over Maui again this year. In 07, we’re planning Bike Hugger tours and those will be experiences! Of course, we’ve got our store and the goods we sell.