What’s remarkable about this photo, presumably from the 80s, is not that it looks like Kelly Lebroc with big hair, slotted shades, spandex tights, pumps, and lasers shooting out of her boobs, but that bike! We spotted one like it at One On One Bike Studio during the Globe Bikes launch and later learned that dudes bombed modified BMX bikes down SoCal canyon roads in the 80s.
Laser-boobs-bike was spotted on the Whoa blog without attribution – it was likely an ad campaign or maybe a look to the future of bikes and boobs. View NSFW version.
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she’s my spirit animal, I think.
[chunkyflyrite](http://twitter.com/chunkyflyrite) tweeted that these bikes were F1 raced in parking lots. The downhill bikes were similar but with no drivetrains.
Trontastic!
I remember reading about those back in 3rd grade in BMXaction. Ahh memories.