I have to admit, I don’t read the directions that often. I mean, there’s nothing mysterious about a quick release after nearly 2 decades of wrenching. But sometimes the directions make great entertainment.
The manual that came with my Gios Feluca mini velo was mostly Japanese, but there was an important note for aliens.
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I guess the word Alien is a new racial/ethnic category?
My favorite ever was something to the effect of:
“Add lube prior to applying the definitive screwing”.
If I remember correctly it was some fancy bottom bracket or something.
That’s some prime Japanglish!
Mini velos are just a better fit for the Grays’ micro-grav adapted bodies, but also, anal-probe duty is a real hassle when you’re lugging a full-sized frame.
That is awesome