Reader schrammalama tipped us to this bike he spotted. It was decaled Donkey Show and if you squint at the wheels, you can see the spokes are twisted. Looks like an urban cruiser, like the Merlin Newsboy updated with disc brakes, internal gearing, and lights.
Now I’m not going to Google Donkey Show and share the results. I recommend you don’t either; especially if you’re at work.