Betabrand’s Sense of Humor


by David Schloss on Aug 26, 2011 at 6:21 PM

This is another one of those “thank god for Facebook” finds—Betabrand grabbed me with an ad for Bike to Work khakis, with reflective cuffs and pocket-thingeys. But while surfing the site I hit the BetaLabs link and first found the Caperon (it’s part cape, part apron) but was smacked in the face with the “Vagisoft Blanket.


There’s even a handy Soft-o-Meter, which indicates that the blanket is softer than a pouch of a “cloud kangaroo” but not as soft as “the womb of a marshmallow mermaid.”

These are my people.

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it’s funny you should post this, because actually I was looking to buy some marshmallow mermaid womb chamois…..Byron insists on getting them to clean the grease off his Specialized Venge.

Odd thread indeed, but worth noting that we helped launch Betabrand’s Cordarounds a few years ago.